Halfway Line Heroes
Heracles' Mario Engels unleashed an unstoppable rocket against Ajax on October 21st, finding the net from just inside his own half. Sadly, his team couldn't hold onto the lead and ultimately fell to a 4-3 defeat.
In a Major League Soccer clash on June 1st, Real Salt Lake's Chicho Arango stunned onlookers with a 62-yard thunderbolt in a 5-1 demolition of Austin FC. The spectacular strike was amplified by the commentator's ecstatic cry of "Chichooooooooooooo!"
Rewind to April 3rd, and Urawa Red Diamonds' Thiago Santana produced a moment of magic in the J.League. While on the run, he unleashed a venomous shot that curled into the top-right corner, leaving the goalkeeper helpless.
Staying in the J.League, Avispa Fukuoka forward Shahab Zahedi displayed incredible vision and technique, spotting the Gamba Osaka goalkeeper off his line and launching a thunderous strike from distance that found the back of the net.
And let's not forget Moisés Caicedo's howitzer for Chelsea against Bournemouth. A goal that truly deserves a "Woof!"
Skills to Pay the Bills
Melbourne Victory's Bruno Fornaroli showcased his exceptional dribbling skills, nutmegging a defender before unleashing a powerful shot into the top corner.
Hannah Bennison demonstrated her composure and striking ability, swiveling on the edge of the box and firing an unstoppable shot past Manchester City's goalkeeper back in March.
Bolton's Paris Maghoma left Charlton's defenders bewildered with his mesmerizing footwork, before curling the ball into the corner during a thrilling 3-3 draw in February.
Jaden Philogene earned a Puskas nomination for his audacious rabona finish for Hull City against Rotherham, leaving fans in awe of his creativity.
For an even more spectacular rabona goal, look no further than KCCA's Denis Omedi's effort against Kitara in Uganda. A goal that defied logic and expectations.
Montpellier's Teji Savanier produced a volley so clean and precise, it could only be described as a work of art.
Antoine Griezmann channeled his inner Dennis Bergkamp with an exquisite turn and finish for Atlético against Valladolid, showcasing his exceptional touch and technique.
Mohammed Kudus's solo run and finish against Freiburg in the Europa League was a testament to his speed, skill, and determination.
Norwich's Jon Rowe dazzled with his fancy footwork, culminating in a delightful trivela finish against Hull back in January.
That same month, Bernardo Silva produced an impish finish for Manchester City against Newcastle, showcasing his exceptional close control and finishing ability.
Curtis Jones marked his England debut with a similarly cheeky goal against Greece in November, demonstrating his confidence and composure on the big stage.
Alex Gilbey paid homage to Eric Cantona with his sublime chip for MK Dons against Salford City in March.
Grassroots Gems
Amateur football often provides us with moments of unexpected brilliance. This Sunday league Roberto Carlos impersonator unleashed a rocket that left the goalkeeper grasping at thin air.
This volley by Colliers Town FC's Jake Hill was struck with such power and precision, it left spectators wondering if any records had been broken.
And who could forget this outrageous rainbow flick and finish? A goal that showcased the creativity and flair that can be found at all levels of the game.
Long-Range Stunners
Aston Villa's Jhon Durán came off the bench to score a screamer that left everyone speechless.
Lamine Yamal, at just 16 years and 362 days old, scored a sublime goal for Spain against France in the Euro 2024 semi-finals. Xavi Simons also netted a belter for the Netherlands, but they ultimately fell short against England.
Another teenage superstar, Arda Güler, scored a stunning left-footed strike from 30 yards out to complete Turkey's comeback against Georgia in the Euros.
Paulina Krumbiegel's curling effort for Duisburg against Hoffenheim in the Frauen-Bundesliga was a goal of exceptional quality and precision.
Marta won the inaugural Marta award for her cracker of a finish for Brazil, showcasing her exceptional talent and skill.
France's Sakina Karchaoui, who had never scored for her country before this year, made up for it with a goal of exceptional quality.
Wolfsburg defender Marina Hegering channeled her inner Vincent Kompany with a long-range finish against Essen back in January.
Juventus's Arkadiusz Milik whipped in a free-kick that was as beautiful as it was effective.
Trent Alexander-Arnold scored a couple of sublime free-kick goals this year, including this one against Fulham.
But was it better than the one he scored for England against Finland? You decide.
Enes Unal made a late entry with a pinpoint free-kick equalizer for Bournemouth against West Ham.
Declan Rice chose not to celebrate his absolute worldie against former club West Ham.
At the Olympics, Achraf Hakimi scored a free-kick to seal bronze for Morocco that was hit with such venom, it's a wonder it didn't rip a hole in the net.
Acrobatic Wonders
Lanús forward Walter Bou scored a ridiculous bicycle kick against Tigre in Argentina, setting himself up perfectly with his chest.
Jude Bellingham's overhead kick for England against Slovakia at the Euros might not have been from as far out, but it earns extra points for drama.
Monza's Dany Mota contorted his body to fire home a wonderful volley against Genoa in March, a goal that deservedly scooped Serie A's goal-of-the-season award for 2023-24.
Harry Wilson's flying heel-flick for Fulham was a goal that defied description.
Benfica's Petar Musa produced a one-touch backheel finish that left fans in awe.
But was it better than Erling Haaland's similar goal against Sparta Prague? You be the judge.
How Did They Do That?
Ella Toone's goal against Tottenham in the FA Cup final was so extraordinary, the only phrase that could do it justice was "Pick that out!"
Osasuna defender Jesús Areso scored from a seemingly impossible angle to seal a 3-2 victory over Getafe in La Liga. Whether it was a cross or a shot, it was a goal that deserved to be watched over and over again.
Back in February, Melbourne City's Marco Tilio produced a video-game-style run and finish in the A-League.
Assist Kings
Curtis Jones showed his masterful passing ability, setting up Luis Díaz's sublime dinked finish for Liverpool against Leverkusen.
Anthony Gordon delivered an old-fashioned cross that was begging to be headed in, and Alexander Isak duly obliged.
Cole Palmer threaded a beautifully weighted pass through the Nottingham Forest defense to set up Mykhailo Mudryk.
Scotland's Andy Robertson and John Souttar reversed roles in spectacular fashion, with the centre-back crossing for a bullet Robertson header at the back post against Poland.
Palmer produced another pre-assist against Newcastle that was so good, it deserved to be included in this list, regardless of whether it technically belongs in this section.
Kevin De Bruyne's assist for this goal was simply out of this world.
And finally, was the assist better than the finish for this Honduras goal? We'll let you decide.
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